I’ll admit it. I wanted to learn how to surf.
Like everybody in America (or planet Earth for that matter), upon hearing BeyoncÃ© proclaim that she likes to ride her “surfboard” on “Drunk in Love,” I wondered what she could possibly talking about. So like Nancy Drew, I decided to crack this mystery. I took to the internet to figure out if BeyoncÃ© had indeed started learning how to surf or if she was up to something else.
Within a matter of seconds, I realized Bey was not talking about the joys of riding the waves but the joy of riding Jay-z in a bathtub. I love a good bubble bath so adding sex to it just seems like a plus. I immediately texted my guy, J.
“Want to learn how to surf?” I asked saucily.
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