Shark Week is back! But how well-versed are you in the landsharks who live and date in cities, just like people? Donâ€™t stay out of the water, kids; just be vigilant. Here are five dating â€œsharksâ€ to avoid falling prey to.
1. The Not-Actually-Single Shark
How To Identify Them: Itâ€™s tricky! These sharks are excellent at camouflage, and able to look and act exactly like a single-person. Often only the sharp eye of an acquaintance will be able to identify them.
Level Of Danger: Toxic! Not-Actually-Single shark traits can go dormant for years, but theyâ€™re always thereâ€¦
Prey: Anyone can fall victim, but especially those who choose to be â€œblindâ€ to certain signalsâ€¦
What To Watch Out For: They never spend the night at your house â€¦ their Facebook page is deceptively free of content and picturesâ€¦theyâ€™re slippery and sometimes go days under the radar, without responding to texts â€¦
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