This July 4th, celebrate our nationâ€™s birth not just by watching fireworks, but by setting off some of your own. Donâ€™t just eat BBQ, play hide the sausage. OK, these double entendres are played out. We know it. Weâ€™ ll just come right out and say it: Whatever your plans may be this holiday, assert your (sexual) Independence by making time for a good â€˜ol outdoor romp. The holiday requires it. Just donâ€™t get caught. Unless youâ€™re into that kind of thing. After the jump, our suggestions â€¦
1. During a fireworks show. Be as loud as you want, no one will hear you moan.
2. The boat house. All the boats will be out on the water and no one will be there to interrupt you. Oh yeah, and the subtle rocking motion will only help you on your voyage.
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