In matters of special occasions, men are relatively quiet, simple creatures — it’s just our nature. So, it should not be a dramatic notion to understand that when a celebratory event, such as Father’s Day, threatens our quiet solitude, we sheepishly retreat further into the shadows. Pertaining to big events in our honor, the preference is to be inconspicuous. That’s just how we roll. However, let there be no misunderstanding, we genuinely appreciate the thoughtful recognition. We’re just not comfortable with any grandiose attention that may be aimed in our direction. So, this Father’s Day, celebrate dad in a fashion that he understands best: subtle, modest, and thoughtful. And he will truly appreciate your efforts — in his own quiet, unassuming way.