Itâ€™s Murphyâ€™s Law of unexpected sex: If you are wearing the most unfortunate/unflattering/complicated article of clothing, you will be getting laid. If you get all dolled up in your favorite â€œf**k meâ€ outfit with your wrinkle-proof dress, new La Perla lingerie and freshly shaved legs itâ€™s almost a guarantee that no man will so much as glance at you. But put on your pajamas to go get toilet bowl cleaner at the drug store, and the hottest man youâ€™ve ever seen will invite you over to his place. Why? We donâ€™t know. This is just how spontaneous sex happens. Itâ€™s not fair. But life isnâ€™t fair. You have to roll with it. Hike up those PJ pants and pray he doesnâ€™t notice the chocolate stains. After all, you never know when youâ€™ll have the opportunity again. The worst things you can be wearing when the penis of your dreams arises â€¦
1. A jumpsuit. The thing about jumpsuits are that they are really cute on, but extremely difficult to get off. That, and you have to get completely naked just to take a piss. They are basically the adult equivalent of wearing a onesie. Just not sexy. No offense adult baby fetishists, that was not a slam.
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