4. Donkey Booty Prancing with the Stars
We will never forget that painful episode of RHOA where you attempted to dance for charity! *cries Kesha from Basketball Wives tears* Your dancing was so bad that secretly, you were blacklisted from every strip club in America. Let’s face it, you couldn’t make it rain if your water broke. But no worries, the Dominican Republic welcomes you with open arms! So why not focus those non-dancing talents into a charity that raises funds for pseudo celebrities with rhythm issues?
Donkey Booty Prancing with the Stars?
OK, just a thought.