4. Gay Men are Self-Cleaning. At the end of the dinner party, your boyfriend heads to the bedroom, folds his boxers before putting them on the bedside table (his idea of foreplay), and slings one leg off the side of bed. Ugh! Heâ€™s clueless to the fact that not only does the Rada Cutlery Stoneware casserole dish need to soak in Ecover organic dish washing liquid, you also need to analyze the comments your sorority sisters made about your â€œquaint, little home.â€ Luckily, your gay boyfriendâ€™s in the living room, finishing the last glass of the 2007 Gundlach Bundschu Cabernet Sauvignon and clearing the unfortunate crumbs from the Paul Smith cushions. Your GBF always knows the perfect things to say and has the snarkiest commentary to recap the night, usually because heâ€™s not afraid to mention all the things you were thinking but were too polite to mutter.
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