3. Gay Men Go with Everything. The only thing worst then a dirty lump of a man sitting on your new eggshell couch, is a dirty lump of a man dripping hot dog condiments on your new eggshell couch. In fact, he probably doesnâ€™t even know the couch is eggshell — not white — and the accent pillows are eggnog — not white-ish. But, alas, your GBF not only knows the difference, heâ€™s the one that brought you the complementary bone throw cover. Thankfully, heâ€™s also the one that gives your boyfriend the look that makes him head to the kitchen to grab a paper towel.
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