Did you hear the one about the comedian whose first calling was to dance? Yeah, we didnâ€™t either, but it turns out Eddie Griffin began his career as a choreographer when he was just 16. Now is your chance to find out if that enterprise provided funny fodderâ€”the Kansas City, Mo., native will surely bust guts at the new Riot Act Comedy Theater in Northwest May 3 through May 6. Donâ€™t miss your chance to see one of Comedy Centralâ€™s 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time. Tickets start at $35; $50 for VIP seating, with 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. shows daily.